I would totally kick butt on "Dancing with the Stars". No, really.
Imagine this to the Song choice of Bon Jovi's "Livin on a Prayer" -
First I'd pull out the running man, followed by the tootsie roll. Then alternate with the sprinkler and then have a pretend fist fight with my partner. We'd be dressed like 19th century poor English children (my partner being Abe Vigoda, of course!), who would be continually looking like this -
I mean, who wouldn't want to see that?
1 comment:
Oh, wow. You are so freakin' hysterical. You need to add a link to your blog in your e-mails, so more people know about it. Because, seriously? You flippin' crack me up. And down. And sideways.
--Sue
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