Some of these are paraphrased, as I can't remember the wording exactly. And yes, this is all from my very own memory. Enjoy, and add your favorite movie quotes as well!
From: Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail -
"If I went 'round, saying some moistened bing had lobbed a simitar at me, they'd put me away!"
"You're King, eh? Well, I didn't vote for you!"
"There's some lovely filth down here!"
"Are you saying that coconuts migrate?!"
"Your mother was a hamster and your father, smelt of elderberries"
"Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!"
"Run away, Run away!"
(Reading a carving on a wall)
"What do you mean, the Castle "AAAARGH"?
Well, he must have died while carving it."
"I'm not dead!......I'm getting better........I think I'll go for a walk........I feel happy, I feel happy!"
Why do witches burn?
Because they're made out of wood?
GOOD!
So how do we tell whether she is a witch?
Build a bridge out of her!
AAH, she turned me into a newt!.........I got better.
I blow my nose at you, sons of a silly person!
What is your favorite color?
Blue! NO! AHHHHH! (while being thrown into the gorge of eternal peril)
Brave Sir Robin ran away... Bravely ran away, away!
No! I didn't!
Greetings to you, Tim the Enchanter
GOD: What are you doing?
ARTHUR: We're averting our eyes, O Lord
GOD: Well don't! Oh it's like those miserable psalms, they're so depressing....now KNOCK IT OFF!
The Black Knight always triumphs!
Come back here, I'll bite your legs off!
Tis but a scratch!
A Scratch? Your arm's off!
I've had worse
You lie!
Come at me, you pansy!
We want...........A SHRUBBERY!
Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest WITH........A HERRING!!
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