Monday, May 14, 2007

Dancing with the Ellie

I would totally kick butt on "Dancing with the Stars". No, really.

Imagine this to the Song choice of Bon Jovi's "Livin on a Prayer" -

First I'd pull out the running man, followed by the tootsie roll. Then alternate with the sprinkler and then have a pretend fist fight with my partner. We'd be dressed like 19th century poor English children (my partner being Abe Vigoda, of course!), who would be continually looking like this -



I mean, who wouldn't want to see that?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Oh, wow. You are so freakin' hysterical. You need to add a link to your blog in your e-mails, so more people know about it. Because, seriously? You flippin' crack me up. And down. And sideways.

--Sue