Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Through the Voice of a Child

Yesterday I went to a BBQ in South Minneapolis. The owners of the home have two children, a 2-week baby and a two-year old boy. I'll now offer the translation of certain words through this boy's understanding. You'll be amazed at the clarity.

vicky = "geeky"
ellie = "ewee"
car = "carrrrrr"
help = "uuuuuuhhh"
Jean = "nini"
green tractor = "geen gacker"
loader = "lolo"
kittie = "kiggee"
chair = "tear"
baby = "bobby"
shoe = "soo"

It all makes so much sense, doesn't it?

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